THERE IS A PORNSTAR WHO'S STALKING ME ON TUMBLR IM...
When everyone loves the person you hate.
Some people skate, others swim. But I, I ride the...
a bullet going through chalk
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‘Once upon a time there lived in Berlin, Germany, a man called Albinus. He was rich, respectable, happy, one day he abandoned his wife for the sake of a youthful mistress; he loved; was not loved; and his life ended in disaster.’ -Vladimir Nabokov, Laughter In The Dark
The awkward moment when you can't find the beach...
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